Ai Ling and I celebrated our first year as a married couple at the stroke of midnight in a way that we could not have expected.
We arrived home on Saturday night just after mid-night (thus technically it was Sunday) and realised that someone stole our doorbell.
Yes. That’s right.
Our doorbell.
Now, what kind of sick demented person would want to steal a doorbell from a young couple? What kind of fetish might that person have?
Well I don’t know, but to that person, that fella, who stole our doorbell… I have this to say.
Thank you. Thank you for letting my ears take a rest from hearing a nice melody streaming out from the doorbell alarm each time someone rings it. I do hope that you have some use for it. Please don’t it go to waste. And, if in fact you took it to replace your own and realised that it doesn’t fit, could you kindly return it back to us?
Sincerely yours
A couple without a doorbell
